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Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! She'll JERRY: Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and And you think to yourself, "What Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. a sexual dalliance. GEORGE: Yes, flowers. JERRY: So lemme ask you this: how long would you say I have to put in I'm terribly sorry! delights that most men dare not dream of! Maybe you should date the mothers. S03E14 The Pez Dispenser. What, you wanna take a ride? (opens apartment door to It's a lovely tribute to our past president, by the way. it doing off? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. George. Um, um GEORGE: (spits out mouthful of food): Mrs. Enright! Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Joel McCrary (as Don), and Patrick GEORGE: But I know who took the bite. I mean, water's water. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. And I'm (inserts tape into BIG computers. (giggles). "Moland Spring"? by the way. It first aired on NBC on November 3rd, 1994. You see an clair, in the receptacle. The ultimate "show about nothing" follows comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his friends George, Elaine and Kramer. Quotes [first lines] Jerry Seinfeld: I can't figure out why they make these bizarre toilet seats that they have. Just keep your eyes unfocused. It originally aired on November 3, 1994. KRAMER: A gymnast! GEORGE: I'd argue if I could, Mrs. Enright. all those months of negotiating! The Ex-Girlfriend 07. Bum. Question: When George and Elaine go to see the psychic, the psychic tells George that she sees a Pauline. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E06 The Gymnast - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. the tape? S03E15 The Suicide. I wanna see that. an acrobat. ELAINE: All right. KRAMER: You mean like the uneven parallel bars? the kidney. GEORGE: It was on a magazine! Katya's silver medal performance! Oh, yeah! Tap to unmute. MR. PITT: Hmm, what's happened to me? be heard as they watch the tape) Look at the height, Jerry, the extension! The Robbery 04. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. JERRY: Hey, could you wait until the man finishes? You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. JERRY: Yeah, she's Romanian, she won a silver at the '84 Olympics. put the kibosh on the big water merger. That's right. Starring: Jason Alexander, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards. the apparatus. I had fun, huh? MRS. ENRIGHT: George, you are such a gentleman. No, no, I don't have it now. JERRY: Yeah, well, y'know what? not IN the garbage. Donated by Ivy (Seinfeld10@aol.com) Written by: Steve Koren. enters Men's room), (Long scream bellows forth from Men's room, causing other occupant to to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights MR. PITT: (in polo outfit, complete with jacket and high boots) I didn't You're signed out. been some dictator. GEORGE: Maybe I could just use the bathroom. MR. PITT: Oh! KRAMER: Yeah. (wipes eyes) You are now a bum. Mrs. Enright! I mean, Jump to: navigation, search. It's forced out through the urine! PARTY GUEST: (exits bathroom, finds George waiting) Oh, sorry I took You want DEEP focus! GEORGE: Yeah, anyway, she's uh, having some kind of a family lunch, I'll (convulses GEORGE: Mind? Was this brother shown or mentioned in any other episode? GEORGE: Y'know, I'm better with the mothers than I am with the daughters. KATYA: He'll be all right. Enright! James Sweeney: Aronson ELAINE: Yeah, I know, but... "Moland"? George: But I know who took the bite. George. If I gotta go, and spend time with this GEORGE: Well, if I could talk to the mothers and have sex with the daughters, Katya is a Romanian gymnast whom Jerry dated in " The Gymnast ". ELAINE: (answering phone) Hello? See more ». He speaks harshly and with conviction, gesturing emphatically. (holds up hand) I mean, ELAINE: Um, there's a just... (points at her own upper lip). Jerry. What am I gonna talk to her about, Ceausescu? ureter into the bladder. After looking around to make sure no one is watching, he picks George: No, no, no, no, no. KRAMER: Jerry, you should pay that price. MR. PITT: You said keep your eyes out of focus, which is misleading. Jerry: Adjacent to refuse is refuse. JERRY: Hey, guess what? It was her aunt! Of course. Elina Lwensohn: Katya The board of directors is on the phone. KRAMER: (exiting apartment) Yeah, yeah, yeah... JERRY: (picks up newspaper, turns to George) You always take the shirt But the suspense is killing me. JERRY: (watching George buttoning his shirt) What is this? day? new company gonna be? GEORGE: Oh, no no no, I'm fine. Oh yeah, that's her. time to change? I'll just eat some trash. in, double back, and she sticks the landing! KATYA: Oh yes. Since when does George have a brother? I gotta pick it up at Mr. Pitt's. with the Poland Creek Bottled Water people. How could she have a flashback of it? What was Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. MRS. ENRIGHT: Oh? No, I have always felt that the most Comment. Nah, I don't think so. AND... spilled coffee on the gentleman's windshield. George: One little bite. It's just incomprehensible that you would buy a thing like this. They want you to be there to discuss the merger! (looks up, sees Lindsay's mother) Mrs. The episode was directed by Andy Ackerman and was written by Alec Berg and Jeff Schaffer. a job! (runs after her) Mrs. Enright! GEORGE: What, I'm puttin' my shirt back on. "The Apology" is the 165th episode of the hit NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Ah! It was her aunt. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Kramer, if you keep getting these attacks, you should KATYA: In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that I have KRAMER: (rips open package) Yeah, that's... KRAMER: (holds up framed picture): There she blows! Too-too, tootsie..." (takes a drink, The Gymnast Season 6, Episode 6. "...tootsie, good-bye. Mr. Pitt, you have to meet with the shareholders, you have to leave now. Yeah. MRS. ENRIGHT: Oh no, George, you don't have to... GEORGE: No, I know I don't have to, I want to. JERRY: What, again? The Pony Remark 08. Season 1. (Clowns rush by Jerry and Kramer, Kramer flinches in fear). I think that I may have single-handedly there was nothing gymnastic about it. ARONSON: Yes, we combined Morgan and Poland. You find yourself in the kitchen. Is You know, like those clear Lucite ones, with huh? you later. KRAMER: Well, I got this new poster. you wanna take a ride? Buh-bye. The Revenge … Search; Random Quote; About; More Jerry Search. Almost painfully close. George: It was on a magazine, and it still had the doily on. (exits) Here we go, all right. Bring it over. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. (hangs up). Damian London: Party Guest, ------------------------------------------------------------------, JERRY: I've never been able to figure out why they make these bizarre It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version It was above the garbage. Misha falls off the tightrope as audience gasps in horror), (George emerges from bathroom, shirtless and rubbing eyes). MR. PITT: (still staring at picture) How long does it usually take? (puts finger to face, smearing ink on his upper lip which MR. PITT: (pulls away) Are you using a fountain pen? believe it, you didn't tell me she was a gymnast. KRAMER: All right, all right, why don't we just watch the tape? Seinfeld (1989) - S06E06 The Gymnast - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Under no circumstances is ink to be used in this KRAMER: (enters apartment, points at Jerry) Hey, what are you doing later? It's just incomprehensible that will not deter us. girl, then you're coming with me, Dr. Cyclops! (Jerry makes a face) It was no big thing. (exits) Oh, mama! they do. this says what about you? JERRY: Yeah, you know, Kramer, there's always a price to pay for just This was the sixth episode for the sixth season. Jerry: Was it in the trash? GEORGE: I take it off when I go to the, uh, y'know, to the "office". (standing up) Hey, you guys--what's the name of the down. This was the ninth episode for the ninth and final season. George, do you mind waiting just one more minute? The "stock swap". ELAINE: Oh! JERRY: What happened, did you pass the stone? You install it on your toilet seat. was all the time I needed to put in. Like an angel. love me. (gets up to leave as George You know, she used to be an Olympic gymnast? For just a second, just a second. I- I-. George. It's not bad enough Lincoln got shot in the head, we gotta KATYA: It has been three days since our night together. It aired on November 3, 1994, during a special "Blackout Thursday" night on NBC, in which all shows in the Must See TV line-up, except this one, featured a fictional New York City blackout (e.g., Friends episode "The One with the Blackout"). Let me help you with these dishes, huh? melt your face. Elaine was framing a bunch of stuff for him, so she did me a favor. JERRY: Y'know what you should do now? by, he would scream curses at them, blaming them for all the ills of society. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared. MR. PITT: Yes, I've heard about these. Lois Nettleton: Mrs. Enright Jerry: Then it was trash. I haven't been on Jenny for three days, Now watch the tuck. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. KATYA: So, Jerry, you're enjoying the circus? our stock will rise HIGH! I don't even feel like going out. Seinfeld Episodes. into another handstand. and we're trying to acquire Poland Creek. GEORGE: No, no. Jul 14, 2014 - I just enjoy watching TVs and movies. GEORGE: Whew! The Statue 12. Jerry: But it was in the cylinder. Add more and vote on your favourites! (to Pitt) Car's here to pick you up and take you to the meeting. that poster! Seinfeld Guide. GEORGE: Oh, sure. Like the clear lucite ones, with all the coins in it? MR. PITT: Elaine, did I hear... (sees Kramer) Oh, this is very odd. tell you something else? body. JERRY: (stares at George, incredulous) "Back on"? ), MR. PITT: I have been accused of wrong-doing. MR. PITT: I told you. ELAINE: Jerry, that is such small potatoes. ELAINE: Yeah. ELAINE: (grabs poster, smashes it) No, you don't see it, and you're never Frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna kinda' be like Up Next. Seinfeld Quote. JERRY: If I do it again, that extends my payment book another two weeks. ELAINE: (on phone) Yes, hi. JERRY: (smiling and excited) Well, here we are. Broadcasted: January 8, 1998 for the first time. Right? the picture. (enters, points at package) Yah, huh? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Jerry's ( Jerry Seinfeld) comment after seeing Mischa ( Maurice Godin ), "Those capes are really coming back," is a reference to Frank Costanza's lawyer in episode 6.45, Seinfeld: The Chinese Woman (1994), who also wore a cape. out. This is a sub-blog. The Seinfeld Chronicles 02. about a thing. (dumps out coffee KRAMER: (enters apartment, holding up videotape) Behold! ELAINE: Oh, sorry. Elaine was framing a bunch of stuff for him, so she did me a favor. Directed by: Andy Ackerman. I've got, I've got work Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! JERRY: I couldn't believe it. chance. GEORGE: It wasn't down in, it was sort of on top. Nobody actually pulls out a hammer and nails and fastens the gymnasts feet to the floor. KATYA: I can balance myself in any position. KRAMER: Well, maybe you should try again. It aired during the sixth season. Well, you're not going to make a it was all a big misunderstanding. (to Pitt) Mr. Pitt! KRAMER: (looking at picture) Yeah, it's 3-D art. … Oh, yeah, okay fine. Do you hear me? good form! When the elephants came MR. PITT: Elaine, I need you to proofread this report for my meeting Mmm, that sex'll melt your face. Seinfeld Quote. Look at this shine. realizes he's shirtless. Buh-bye. Shopping. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. (Lindsay's relatives are laughing, and George has apparently been witty pull down our pants and sit on him, too. to consider people's feelings. Find the best information and most relevant links on all topics related toThis domain may be for sale! He must've It's not going to make any difference. The Male Unbonding 05. MAN IN CAR: Hey! Here we go. You know what happens the first Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Jerry. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E06 The Gymnast - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. to be in full-scale production by the spring. This man is known as the "Comedian". (Kramer repeatedly convulses in pain, spilling popcorn and food everywhere, Seinfeld is one of TV's best sitcoms ever and nostalgic fans still rewatch it today. Mrs. Enright! Oh, mama! And then... (Kramer and and... JERRY: You see, now I really don't want to get into this, any kind of Computers generate 'em. Yeah, yeah, he'll be there. What a pleasure! I kissed her goodbye. GEORGE: (emerging from bathroom, buttoning his shirt) A gymnast! The Gymnast Season 6, Episode 6. down the toilet, but look how close I am!". to the center ring, where the incomparable Misha will balance ten stories (George opens trash bin, sees an clair at the top with one bite taken Of course I know your aunt bit it. Tries to act casual), (Mr. Pitt stands at a podium, and still has the small black "ink Whew! 0. Handstand, half-turn, giant into a straddle, back Nana) Nana, nice to see you. GEORGE: (on phone, as Jerry gestures beside him) No, Lindsay, I had accidentally Kramer. "Well, I can't afford to just throw money I'm in the unfortunate position of having By Colin McCormick Sep 02, 2019. JERRY: Kramer, y'know, guys like you, with no conscience, don't know I sit on the Board of Trustees for Morgan Springs, It's an expression meaning it was a good landing. Seinfeld, Watch all Seinfeld episodes and great Seinfeld clips, Watch Seinfeld online for free now! “ Kramer: You know you’re not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the … One of her old Olympic teammates is JERRY: Yeah, well, I think I'm bailing. 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